Video 28 Jul 161,735 notes

empressturtle:

southpauz:

"You’re so innocent!"

You’d think so, wouldn’t you…

I have never seen a more accurate representation of me in high school and the innocence people used to think I had…

Dear jesus titties, this. Is. ACURATE! xD

Text 28 Jul 142,530 notes

ask-psycho-lunar-eclipse:

mcgamerconnor:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

I love mah blog

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Video 28 Jul 176 notes

ask-king-sombra:

Awww yeahh time for another contest!

So, in the last update, Sea Breeze was pulling something out of her bag. Long-time followers of Ask King Sombra probably have an idea of what’s coming next- MMMMMAKEOVER! …Of clothing.

…But just like last time, the mod ain’t no Rarity and does not know the art of the dress. So, once again I’m calling upon YOU GUYS to help! And to give those not going to Bronycon something to take their mind off not being there. >__>

—-DESIGN SOME MORE WINTERWEAR!

(ENTRY DEADLINE IS MONDAY, AUGUST 3RD AT 11:59PM, EST!)

SUBMIT YOUR DESIGNS AT THIS LINK HERE!

Winners will be revealed in the following Wednesday’s update.

—-DETAILS!

All you have to do is draw either Sea Breeze, Drizzle or Coffee Talk in some winter gear. Sombra is too fab for gross mortal clothes.

Your only restrictions are to use ~EARTHY COLORS~ ‘cuz Elk are all mystical and whatever. Browns, greens, muted tones- that kind of stuff. You could also incorporate a surprise last gift…

—-WOAH PRIZES??!?

While I’ll be posting an official announcement tomorrow… here’s a little taste of some of the swag I’ll have a Bronycon. But also as PRIZES???

Yes, as pictured above, it’s… buttons! Glorious glorious ~ASK KING SOMBRA~ buttons. Three lucky winners will get a FULL SET of these buttons! AHHH! Pin them to your bag, your clothes, your cat. Endless opportunities!

—-HOW DO I DESIGN THESE MAGICAL CLOTHES???!??!??!

Two options! You can draw the characters and clothes all on your own, or you can use these handy-dandy bases I’ve made for you, located above under the giant moving ‘details’. Or download them here!

It’s transparent (so, right-click and save the image to your desktop- don’t just copy/paste!), and the wings are detached so you can easily slap them over your clothing designs, if that’s how the design works.

You can submit as many designs as you like.

GO WILD! HAVE FUN! AHHHH!

(ENTRY DEADLINE IS MONDAY, AUGUST 3RD AT 11:59PM EST!)

SUBMIT DESIGNS HERE!

Winners will be revealed in the following Wednesday’s update.

saying it twice because sometimes people forget to read.

Photo 27 Jul 30,798 notes shesthenewmayor:

He puts the book between his teeth, but he doesn’t give it the power to make him cry.  Make John Green find the thing.

shesthenewmayor:

He puts the book between his teeth, but he doesn’t give it the power to make him cry.
Make John Green find the thing.

Text 27 Jul 124,168 notes

croowley:

animateglee:

Umbridge: “Boys and girls are not permitted to be within 8 inches of each other.

[gay wizard laughter]

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Text 21 Jul 135,406 notes

buckbeek:

the-wise-fox:

buckbeek:

harry potter didn’t have to do p.e. so why do i

Harry Potter played quidditch.

harry potter never did the beep test 

They didnt need p.e., they ran from so much shit that they got their exercise

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Video 17 Jul 123 notes

apestogetherstrong:

Two real chimps watch Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

WHO WOULD DO THIS??? THEY’LL GET IDEAS AND KILL US ALL, THANKS WHOEVER DID THIS, NOW WE’RE FUCKED

Video 17 Jul 164,485 notes

professorsugoi:

the-bored-cat:

What does kindness get you? This.

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Video 14 Jul 40,118 notes

hope-for-snow:

Finally!! The words in this were based off of Hiccup’s narration in the first book of the How to Train Your Dragon series by Cressida Cowell. I’ve been working on this for a few months now (on and off) and finally just finished it for the Dragons 2 release. Happy flying for those who are going to see it!!! :)

I had to oddly compress everything because of Tumblr formatting x__X make sure you click the 3 mini pictures after the first/second panel!!!

Audio 14 Jul 723,757 notes

captain-happy-paws:

amarriageoftrueminds:

incipientt:

blinding-eclips:

freecocaine:

The pure fact that this doesn’t even need a title or a description or anything speaks volumes. I mean look at the number of notes this has. There are so few people who don’t recognize it. And the song itself just gives you chills. It’s so magical.

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^ THAT WAS MY EXACT REACTION

I swear tumblr if this is another Spongebob pos-

Oh.

Oh…

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